Just say no (to vinyl clothing, that is)
Consider this a public service announcement from the Commuting Capitalist: if I catch you wearing hideous vinyl pants that don't fit your saggy ass correctly, I *will* take your picture and show the entire world how much of a loser you are.
No. Just no. Next time I skip the picture and go straight to kicking you for having the nerve to show up in public like that. No judgments, I am merely trying to help your sorry ass.Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
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by Adrienne
